Cat

The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.

When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT

Nugget Muncher

The insult for the common man, to describe one simply as homosexual, most commonly heard in the outer regions of the "Ghetto"

Check yo shit G, I'll cap yo white nugget muncher ass