Weed Eater

The new solution to the equation 2 + 2.

Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”

Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”

Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies

Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”

Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”

Hawaii

The archipelago where the racist Trumpists plan to find an alternative place to escape in case the United States becomes “overturned by China”, only to find that they get an unexpected return back to America since Hawaii was already admitted as a U.S. state back in 1959.

“Dang it, Joe Biden won the presidency! We need to get our U.S. passport and escape to the country of Hawaii!”

“Wait...the American flag? Why is it even here on these magnificent islands? Sleepy Joe must be held responsible.”

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sc6ut

A cartoon and hip-hop music editor on YouTube and Instagram who adds a variety of special effects such as colors, backgrounds, and texts in his edits to make musical works of art. You can even purchase his sc6ut editing back and thumbnail generator from his official website.

sc6ut remixes clips from a diverse variety of famous animated series across various channels (including, but not limited to, Disney Channel, Disney XD, Nickelodeon, Nicktoons Cartoon Network, and Adult Swim), such as SpongeBob SquarePants, The Simpsons, The Amazing World of Gumball, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Teen Titans Go!, Tom and Jerry, Rick and Morty, South Park, and much more!

“The man, the myth, the legend, sc6ut!”

deegee

An alternative slang word for a dog or “doggo”, but used in a more pretty and girly context.

Nicole: “Awe, Rachel, your new deegee is so cute!”

Rachel: “Thanks, Nikki! My next door neighbor just wanted me to take care of her for awhile. She really loves to be petted.”

Nicole: “You should give your deegee a new pink bow to wear!”

Rachel: “Awe, well how thoughtful of you! Much love!”

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Kiribati

A fascinating and intriguing archipelago country that could sadly sink under the Pacific Ocean by as early as the year 2100 if the racist Trumpists don’t choose to believe in global warming.

“We have to assist the great citizens of Kiribati before it sinks underwater for good!”

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Starfire

The absolute sexiest of all of the Teen Titans, who should be listed on the top 10 Kardashian models.

“Starfire is super hot! She is my extraterrestrial girlfriend and I don’t care what nobody thinks about it.”

IUP

Aka the “Indiana University of Pennsylvania”. IUP is the university that should honestly be renamed as the “Indiana College University of Pennsylvania”. In that case, “ICUP” or “I see you pee” would become its new acronym.

IUP should be renamed “ICUP”. Let’s make a petition to officially change its name to “ICUP”!

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