Downdate

To revert a tastelessly updated house, building, or part of one, to a more classic appearance.

Realtor: "Check out this completely updated kitchen! Everything's new, new, NEW!"
Me: "No, no, NO! Nothing but gray and stainless steel. A secondhand autopsy table would blend right in. This kitchen needs to be downdated!"

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syllabophobia

Noun (Alternate spelling of syllabaphobia): an apparent aversion to syllables, demonstrated by the tendency to truncate words by removing one or more syllables.

My roommate: “I’m taking my vacay next week!”

Me (in my head): Vacay for vacation, glam for glamorous, totes for total(ly)… Geez, the whole words aren’t that long. It seems like we have an epidemic of syllabophobia.

Bidenfucker

A Trumptard, specifically, one who displays "Fuck Biden" signs, flags and decals on one's vehicle or home, and/or engages in Bidenfuckery in general.

My neighborhood is too far from work, and is infested with Bidenfuckers, so I'm moving.

Skeleton

An insanely dangerous sport, wherein one hurtles down a bobsled track, exceeding the legal speed limit on most U.S. highways, headfirst on a sled that's barely big enough to ride on.

Fun to watch, the skeleton must be named after the anatomical part that breaks if the contestant crashes.