Dissenter Squared

A group with moxie commissioned with dissenting the 21st century self-proclaimed "mavericks."

Guy #1: You ever heard of Dissenter Squared?
Girl #!: No. Are they squares?
Dissenter Squared: No, we're complete and utter fools! So come join us!
Guy #1 and Girl #1: Sure! Why not?

Ikea Yoga

The yogic qualities brought out when constructing Ikea furniture

"I spent 3 hours doing Ikea Yoga today. My chakras are engerized and I have 3 new bookcases."