gag me with a shovel

See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.

Can you believe American Idol is on its 14th Season?

Seriously, gag me with a shovel.

rafe

Raves are sometimes called "rafes" by people in the scene who consider the concept of a traditional rave somewhat humorous. Calling a particular event a "rafe" instead of a "rave" is a slightly sarcastic way of saying, "This isn't one of those 'goofy' raves, it's more hardcore." Hardcore, of course, can refer to any number of niche elements of a rave that can be "more hardcore." (More glowsticking, more breakdancing, more HHC, more Jungle/DnB, more PLUR, more underground, etc.)

Hey did you go to the rave last night?

YA DOOD I WAS AT DA RAFE IT WAS OFF DA HOOK YO

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ridiculon

A ridiculous "phenomenon." A happening or occurrence or situation that is so ridiculous that simply describing it as ridiculous does not do it justice. It therefore receives the title of "ridiculon."

Did you hear what Josh did today in class? The whole thing is just a big ridiculon.

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snail

When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.

Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.

"Dude, Anthony... show us the snail, man!"

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tickle the fish

To get drunk when sick. Theoretically, it helps you get better because alcohol kills bacteria. Realistically, you'll probably get sicker. Who knows? Find out the hard way.

"What, you're telling me you're not gonna drink cause you have a little cough? Come on, man, tickle the fish!"

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internoob

A person who is a noob across more than one platform on which it is possible to be a noob.

Pete sucks at surfing, mixed up Half-Life and Second life, and didn't start skating until he was 21.

What an internoob.

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