Stalactite

Nose gold that hangs from the bottom of a desk in an office environment. May sometimes be found forming on the walls of cubicles. Formed regardless of whether a spectator is present. Sometimes contains trace amounts of fecal matter and/or ball cheese. Typically removed from the human nasal cavity, just shy of the brain, by stubby fingers.

After scratching his taint in front of an innocent bystander, Owen picked some nose gold and decided it would be a good idea to add to his stalactite farm under his cubicle desk.

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