Coyote, one that preys on road kill or up for an evening stroll cruising roadways in the ditch.
There was a Ditch Dingo eating a road killed trash panda on Highway 2.
A Bugle Boy gone bad. Happenings of this occurrence is when your condom breaks during a Bugle Boy. The Shit and peanuts come out of the condom like grabbing a Hot Snickers out of your pocket.
I tried a Bugle Boy on Shirley and ended up with a Hot Snickers.