Precaraphobia

Fear of objects in precarious positions.

You have precaraphobia.

20s

The decade from 2020 - 2029.

What decade is it?
It's the 20s.

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Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

Pull a santa

A reverse burglary

David: holy shit! Someone robbed the house!
Kim: wait, no. Someone pulled a santa on us!
David: that tv hasn't been there!
Kim: since when did we have a car?
*mrbeast shows up*
David: did you pull a santa on us?
Mrbeast: yes I did!
Kim: thanks!

Fridge

Xbox series x ha ha ha XD XD XD XD

Guy 1: This fridge is the shit! Where'd you get it from?
iJustine and Snoop Dogg: We got it from Microsoft.
Guy 1: The hell? How in the fuck do you get a fridge from fucking Microsoft!?

The Santa

A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"

David: let's do the Santa tonight
Kim: sure ;)

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