Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.

The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.

eyebrow pubes

on your eyebrow, the long curly hairs that protrude beyond the flat straight hairs

"Hey, checkout her savage brow bush! She has eyebrow pubes!"
"Jeez better let her know before someone calls her a funt-cace"

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Carpet Munchkin

Noun
1. An affectionate term used by lesbians to describe one another in an endearing way.

"Your so special Jenny, I love you so much, your my little Carpet Munchkin"

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