Squampton

A small logging town 40 minutes north of Vancouver,BC, that is comprised with thousands of wealthy adults from all over Canada. These adults that have invaded the town have their extremely weatlhy parents put down massive payments on their kids first and second homes that average 800,000 dollars.

There is absolutely zero similarities between Compton and squamish. In fact, they are polar opposites!.

" hey,brah! I just bought a new 90 thousand dollar f350 to haul my two sleds around with that I only use once a year... isn't that so Compton? Squampton , yo! "

" yo bro, did you see that homeless person on the bench downtown begging for money?? This place is so Compton!.. squampton, yo!"

" yo bro, how long have even lived here for, bro? I've been in squampton for, like, 14 years but I know a guy that's lived here for 18... hes like a God here "

" yo bro, I traded in my BMW and bought a new diesel... now I'm finally redneck -squampton!"

"Yo, bro, squampton has like three weed stores in town... this is so much like Compton it's crazy. "

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