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When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.
"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."
A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.
"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."
Taking an emergency shit while skydiving. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I wasn't expecting to go skyshiting when I jumped from the plane. First time I shit my pants in years.
Where all the dickheads and assholes are from.
"Don't mind Bill"
"He's from Dicksberg Assholevania"
I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.
I film granny porn for a living. Raisintits are common in my line of work.
When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.
I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.