Ayesha

A girl who gets jealous whenever you're social and have people who like you that don’t like her.

Ayesha always rolls her eyes whenever I’m hanging out with my friends and having a good time without her.

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Bed

Another house for a lazy person

Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup

Hashtag

Those annoying hipsters who use hashtag in literally every word in a sentence, and they often use slangs while talking like “O.M.G” or “L.O.L”

Guy: Hey how was your weekend?

Girl: O.M.G it was so #awesome I got to #climb on #mounteverest!

Guy: Oh that’s cool, I-

Girl: O.M.G I wasn’t #done yet and you had to #interupt!!

Guy: No seriously I have to go or esle I’d-

Guy 2: Hey loser your talking to the hashtag freak *again*

Guy: Shoot

Girl: O.M.G is that your friend because he’s so #rude!! He doesn’t deserve to be your #friend!

Guy: There we go again...