Quagmire

the weirdo twins in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" that claim they are triplets, but everyone knows they are sex crazed fuckwits!

the two associates of Count Olaf stuffed the stupid Quagmires in a cage at the bottom of an elevator shaft.

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Baby Dick

A penis that has the characteristics similar to that of a baby. Often associated with non-cultured people. Also people with no intellect can be found with this problem.

The majority of Americans have baby dicks due to their utter stupidity dealing with our nations issues.

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bryson

sexiest guy alive... yes sireee

i lvoe bryson my sexy boyfriend

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Cracka Luv

The whitest nigga you'll ever know. He broke mad ground.

Cracka Luv is tha shit mane

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Kalgo

li0n is still better

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hala

a big dick

ohh his such a hala

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Pont

1) An Eastern-European stallion, trimmed with an ellegant mane, and gold-plated hooves.
2) An eloquent pontoon boat with matching side panels, used only as a novelty.

1) An old pont, Otis, won the beauty pageant today.
2) The man found that his pont did not work well on the open water.

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