Magic Stick

A vibrator

i used the magic stick yesterday

choda

When your dick is wider than it is long

My choda is really fat

quadfest

An annual spring event at Radford University involving free live bands and food where students (and some faculty) begin drinking at 12pm on thursday, drink straight through the weekend, and stop drinking at 8am monday. Some years they even have to bring in the National Guard to control the drunken insanity.

"it's 10am on a friday and you're drunk already?!?"
"IT'S QUADFEST!"

dola

The act of posting two or more times in a row.

There goes JeeberD with another dola post.

laxin

chillin, laying back

abbreviated verson of 'relaxing'

Hey ma, what you doing?

Nothing man, just laxin

darmonkey

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.

Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo

back trip

To get a huge amount of fear or dizzyness while being high on weed.

While high on weed, Jamal had a back trip when he saw his mom.