Phoebephobia

Having a phobia of *everything*

“I don’t want to eat that I have Phoebephobia”

Oxyretard

Someone that changes what football team they support

Stephen dosent support westham anymore he's a Oxyretard

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Kurtis

A Kurtis is when somebody says a really obvious lie

Corey says"my blind neighbor drove me to school". Everyone says "stop commuting Kurtis"

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Nicks mum

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell

Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”