Kvampled

Juniors big sister (or often referred to as “brother”)

Known as “kap, kappi , krappy , Kat , kathy , kramp stamp , krampled, etc”

A bit unhinged but seemingly normal in comparison to her baby brother J

junior rarely mentions his sisters as his OVERLY HUGE EGO causes him to see himself as truly individual with no equal or relatives.

Kap loves Tupac and previously dated Jonah hill

Kvampled is a nuisance” -Junior Grimes, probably

Kvampled isn’t even my name!!” -kvampled

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EXAMPLE:

I think kvampled resembles a dog and someone needs to put her back on a leash

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Junior doesn’t need kvampled unless some girls are giving him trouble which is when he always come back crying for her help, lol it’s pathetic really

THE BATMAN JR GRIMES

a masterpiece of a comic book.

The Batman jr grimes is the essential batman story, nuff said

Chesapeake

Sister of junior Grimes. Also known as “Chesticles, chestless, leslie, leslo, twin peaks, etc”

Often ignored by junior or even considered nonexistent but we know the truth of old J

Chesapeake thinks she’s the shit for listening to RHCP, arctic monkeys and all that indie crap.

Often the butt of any joke made by mistah J. Very apparent that J better respect his elders

Chesapeake is juniors big sister

Junior grimes calls Chesapeake his “brother” despite her being NOT A MALE

CHESAPEAKE BAY is filled with drowning cries of her victims and junior sees himself as the savior in his black pearl!

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White boi J

Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

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Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”

white boi J is an unusual rapper

White boi J

Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)

Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

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Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”