Kodak Family

Kodak Family is a slang term for joining an already existing family unit, taken from the near instant proccessing of Kodak Polaroid film.

*klick* instant picture
*klick* instant family

John hooks up with Jane who has two kids and *klick* Kodak Family

Does Matt know that hooking up with Jill will put him in a kodak family?

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Welfare Cleaning

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.

John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!

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outbid

Winning a court case simply because you bought a better lawyer then the other person did.

John: Wow, how did you get your kids man?
Tim: I just outbid their mom.

James: How did you get out of paying for that accident?
Tom: I outbid that poor slob.

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