Tyler

Tyler also known as Mineral Christ (the immaculate virgin) is the most intelligent being in all of the possible universes. The birther of Jesus, he also bears a grandson whom he shares with two pairs of grandparents.
His archnemeses are the Buddhists whom he holds in low regard.

Person 1: is Tyler working today?
Person 2: you mean the immaculate virgin, Mineral Christ?
Person 1: yea