butner

verb to frequently and consistently miss scheduled appointments (including work for long durations) with little to no notice, often accompanied by outlandish or insufficient reasoning.

Doctor: "I had to drop the patient. He kept butnering his appointments. Seriously, not even a phone call to cancel."
Lazy Worker Bro: "I just scored a two week vacation in Cancún! I'll just butner work and it's party time! I'll make up something like an dental problem if they ask when I get back."
Boss: "He's fired for pulling a month long no-call/no-show." HR Rep:" I've never seen someone butner that long!"

katie

(verb) rally the day after drinking with hydrating electrolytes and educational programming

Person 1: You sure you should drink like this tonight?
Person 2: Sure, I’ll just katie through finals with Gatorade and Bill Nye

Beehee

Slang for the BH, the starfish, the knothole, the butt-hole

“You’re taking way too long pooping. I’m not licking the beehee tonight”

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Pepper Grinder

Fisting the vagina during anal sex, and twisting the fist providing extra stimulation to the vagina and penis.

I was fisting her, then started fucking her ass for the full pepper grinder combo

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