DNA Donor

A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA

Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!

The Freak Trend

A bizarre trend that is yet to take place, that involves the use of Freak Slang, outlandish fashion, surrealism, eccentric behavior, Messianic Judaism, and a heavy interest in the arts

I urge everyone who is reading this to become part of the freak trend

Rakked

past tense of rak

I just rakked my boss today, and he gave me a day off.

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Dangler

One of those fleshy hemorrhoids that dangle from your anus

A great way to get rid of a dangler is to rub preparation ointment on it

Flipiden

(Adj) - Intoxicated

Jack: “Ramona, why are you laughing and acting so strangely?”
Ramona: “Oh. Hehehe. I took a couple shots earlier. Im just a little flipiden

The hungers

Noun: intense hunger pains or cravings for food

Fred: Ah man! *rubs belly*
Rob: what’s the matter?
Fred: I’ve got the hungers… I should’ve eaten breakfast instead of goofing it with my wife this morning *stomach growls*
Rob: Are we really doing this again? Ah shoot, I guess we’re heading to the breakfast place now…

Wolf tail

noun A boom microphone

“We need to reshoot, there’s a wolf tail in this scene.”