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Trolly

An adjective describing an individual or action that can be perceived as someone or something trolling someone or something else.

Bro that president is so trolly restricting his nation’s uranium exports doesn’t she know it’s only 5% of global supply and it will have no effect on anyone?

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 1, 2023


Biden-omics

Locked in an battle with Swiftonomics to see which model can fuck over the poorest people in the United States and abroad.

It’s a shame that swiftonomics caused the price of food in my city to jump by 15% so now I will not be able to feed my family for the next week or so, but hey it’s Taylor, maybe I can hear her music in the parking lot.

Hey you know that factory that was supposed to open up here, wasn’t it a Tesla plant?

Yeah their moving that back to the US as a side-effect of biden-omics

Damn that sucks, looks like I will have to go back to the subsistence farm and hope that there are no droughts that will kill off my entire family.

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023

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Biden-omics

Locked in an battle with Swiftonomics to see which model can fuck over the poorest people in the United States and abroad.

It’s a shame that swiftonomics caused the price of food in my city to jump by 15% so now I will not be able to feed my family for the next week or so, but hey it’s Taylor, maybe I can hear her music in the parking lot.

Hey you know that factory that was supposed to open up here, wasn’t it a Tesla plant?

Yeah their moving that back to the US as a side-effect of biden-omics

Damn that sucks, looks like I will have to go back to the subsistence farm and hope that there are no droughts that will kill off my entire family.

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023

3👍 42👎


National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.

Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023


Friend Shoring

N. The act of moving a factory or business from one country in the global supply chain to another country in the global supply chain that you are more friendly with.

An alternative to straight globalization.

By Friend Shoring that company, we no longer have to conduct business with that country which is committing human rights violations.

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 11, 2023


Troll Candidate

A candidate in any election that is a complete joke and no one expects to make past the primaries.

Man that guy is such a troll candidate there is no way he makes it past the primaries.

HiS PoLiCiEs ArE sO GoOd, HoW cOuLd YoU sAy ThAt!

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 1, 2023


Spiro Agnew

Richard Nixon’s Segregationist Vice President who wholeheartedly embraced the Greek Spirit of Corruption and was ousted on corruption charges not related to the Water Gate Scandal.

“Hey that Greek President committed such a Spiro Agnew by giving his illiterate second cousin control over the Treasury Department”

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 9, 2023