Aleonomics

The study of getting completely shit faced with your buddies and going on a tangent about excessive government regulation, the minimum wage, and tariffs, before shiting yourself and passing out in your friend’s apartment.

Damn did you here what happened to Alex yesterday, I heard they were literally scrubbing diarrhea out of the wall paper

Yep another example of applied Aleonomics

Perry Johnson

Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.

Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.

Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.

Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.

A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.

Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.

Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan

Franklin D. Roosevelt

32nd president of the United States of America and a total dipshit motherfucker who cheated on his wife, undermined the judicial branch of the Federal government (via court packing), broke the 2 terms per president norm (they made a law after this making it effectively impossible), ruthlessly undermined the opposition blaming them for the worst economic crisis in US History (the Great Depression), pushed an economic recovery plan that ended up crashing the economy again (New Deal), needed a global war to prevent his entire administration from being another shit stain on history.

“Hey you know that guy who tried to completely destroy the Checks and Balances system of American Democracy?”

“Oh yeah Franklin D. Roosevelt”

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Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.

*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.