pictosophlosionym

(Pic-toe-so-flo-she-O-nim)

A word that you are expected to understand but it doesn't mean anything

Bob: You hear about the new scabadablooblewits?
Bobette: What?
Bob: The scabadablingowal!
Bobette: Huh?
Bob: The Skippitywobblefits!
Bobette: Is that a Pictosophlosionym?
Bob: Yes...

ILC

I love chocolate

An acronym used by chocolate enthusiasts such as myself ever since five seconds before this was written up.

Bob: ily
Bobette: ilc...
Bob: D:

poofy logic

Logic, that while is true doesn't stand up against much.

Bob: A turtle is only a turtle because we call it that.
Bobette: That's poofy logic, man.