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1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.
2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.
1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.
2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.
An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).
FMLIA:
Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA
or
Today, I fed my dog. FML
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