Dab

The way dumb attention seekers attempt to spell the dance move, "dabb".

Dumb Attention Seeker: omg like why is a dab still a tr3nd l1ke wtf omg i cant even. tHAt d4nce 1s so dumm.
Me: If you want to complain about a dance move, then at the very least spell it CORRECTLY smh

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Extremely Online

The chronically online version of "chronically online."
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.

A: "No way that mf just said that it's offensive and non-inclusive to say "y'all" lmaoo, how chronically online do you have to be?"
B: "Errr… ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."

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for real with you

to be 100% straightup with somebody

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out

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#runningmanchallenge

Just as the hype over "Damn, Daniel" begins to wear off, the internet has created a new, obsessive trend. It's called The #RunningManChallenge, and is similar to other viral dance trends like the Harlem Shake.

Made popular by two University of Maryland basketball players, Jaylen Brantley and Jared Nickens, the challenge is simple: do a variation of the running man to an old '90s hit song called "My Boo" by Ghost Town DJ's. Though the first video was only posted a few weeks ago, versions of other people doing the dance are starting to spread to the NFL, NBA, and everyone else. The best part? The trend was started by two teens, Kevin Vincent and Jerry Hall.

Check out our favorite videos of the challenge ahead and don't be surprised if when you hear "At night, I think of you," you find yourself doing the running man.

Generic Teen: Hey, man let's do a viral trend!
Generic Teen 2: Sure!
Generic Teen: Okay, let's do the #runningmanchallenge!
Generic Teen 2: I don't see why not.
*My Boo by Ghost Town DJ's plays*
AT NIGHT I THINK OF YOU, I WANT TO BE YOUR LADY. BA-BAY!

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hoes before hoes

The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.

Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!

Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??

Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.

Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!

SMP

Sending my prayers

Callie: I just flushed my phone down the toilet.
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(

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