munk up

To ejaculate

I was really in the mood for it, but me missus just turned away from me in bed, so I knocked one off and had to Munk up over her back.

scudger

Scudger. A squirrel. A thieving get. A sneaky person/animal who nicks something from right under your nose. Possibly for example as scouser.

I was sat having me lunch me, and me phone wrang, and when I turned back, some thieving Scudger had nicked me twix!

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