Faceticles

Faceticles are the balls of the face. To be more specific the eyeballs.

Dad, Jackson poked me in the faceticles and it really hurt!

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B.I.L.F.

Boomer I’d like to Fire!

My dad won’t take me to get ice cream, he’s such a B.I.L.F. (Boomer I’d like to Fire)

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Ballsac Gravy

When you wear underwear that isn't breathable and your junk gets really sweaty, it creates a problem in your pants known as Ballsac Gravy.

I'm really glad I wear Pair of Thieves underwear, it eliminates Ballsac Gravy!

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