Dexaholic

Anyone who is a major fan of the Showtime series "Dexter". They can't stop talking about it on Facebook and generally hate season 8. They own all the seasons on DVD and, now that the series is finished, watch them continuously. They frequently debate the "symbolism" of the last episode and can't stand that Dexter has gone from an analyst for the Miami police to a lumberjack.

I can't believe Lisa is so down over Dexter ending. She was just so disappointed with how season 8 ended that she won't stop watching the other seasons. Each day after work she says she needs to get her Dexter "fix" before the evening news and watches at least one episode. She's a Dexaholic.

Morbidly Retarded

Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.

"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."

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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.

Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.

whackycardia

The act of masturbating while a patient in a hospital. If you are being monitored, it can appear as a v-tach and can cause an emergency response to your room.

Doctor: What happened?

Nurse: Mr. Smith in 302 just had a bad case of whackycardia. Our student nurse walked in on him at climax. She just went home sick.

Doctor: I advise a strong sedative until he's home.