When you're having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls
Was having sex with my woman last night and she gave me a fluffy
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Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby
James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?
Mary: Oh it was Mark
A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm
After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area