Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

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berson

someone fucking awesome
...in bed.

Is he really a berson?

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hot second

an extended period of time (a long time)

It's been a hot second since I've seen you!

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James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.

Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!

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bounced the shizzle off the hizzle my nizzle

i am not needing a bj right now. come back later u nigga.

Hey billy. Jimmy says "Bounce ur shizzle off his hizzle my nizzle!" he wants u latta.

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quyen

very hot girl

quyen is hot

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guatmobile

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.

Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.

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