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Sommer

Dirty slut bag who sends nudes to every guy that ever exists and asks like she never did anything. She says she’s ugly and then she post shit of her in bikinis and ass pics on her vsco. Sommer is a girl u can’t trust. Sommers May be pretty, but they usually have pretty bad personalities. U try to talk to them and they’re such good people and outgoing, but as soon as u continue to get to know them, they start to become the Person u never wanted to be friends with. She blatantly lies about everything and expects people to trust her even boys! She doesn’t notice what’s around her and she’s the most immature person u will ever meet. She’s way to sexual. If u want a three am hookup, Sommer is the way to go.

guys did you see “sommer’s” nudes?

Omg yeah the ones that she’s fingering herself!

Yeah bro her asshole is hairy
*nudes all around the high school*

Sommer- WHAT DO I DO??!?! Can u MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR

friend- sorry bro lmao

by Ur dad. April 18, 2019


Carol

My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT

*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!

by Ur dad. April 19, 2019