i am not perfect

BITCH YOU ARE!!

You: I am not perfect..

Me: nah you are

Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

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Horny ass bitch

When someone caught you doing something dirty they will say this to you.

Person 1: Yo can I get a milk *raises eyebrows*
Person 2: Fuck off you horny ass bitch

horny ass bitch

That's you

You are a horny ass bitch

Harder daddy

Dirty minded 😒

You: searching harder daddy
Me: PERVERT SON OF A BITCH...