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Similar to a hamburger, but it's just three of the top bun pieces stacked on top of each other.
guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
A way to show your dominance by lifting up your arms to form a T shape
Billy t-posed on jimmy to show that he was superior to him.
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he's an old guy who's in the news a lot along with some other old guy who's name i forgot.
I think it was like dan or something
person 1: did you hear about joe biden and the election?
person 2: isn't he that guy from fortnite?
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some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night
you wouldn't believe how sleepy Joe mama is after her and I stayed up all night fucking
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The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting Γ’ΒΒwhat are you doing in my swampΓ’ΒΒ over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.
It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes
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a comedy is when you go the hospital and pee in your bed
the old man had a heart attack so he had do do a comedy
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loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.
guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night
guy 2: so you killed my brother
guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"
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