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The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting âwhat are you doing in my swampâ over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.
It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes
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he's an old guy who's in the news a lot along with some other old guy who's name i forgot.
I think it was like dan or something
person 1: did you hear about joe biden and the election?
person 2: isn't he that guy from fortnite?
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a comedy is when you go the hospital and pee in your bed
the old man had a heart attack so he had do do a comedy
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A way to show your dominance by lifting up your arms to form a T shape
Billy t-posed on jimmy to show that he was superior to him.
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The absolute shittiest youtuber ever
I unsubscribed to rageelixer because his content is trash
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Surprised pikachu meme is literally the most cancerous meme and if i see it one more time i am going to commit toaster bath
If you know what is is you can look it up
Me: if i see that damn pikachu meme one more time i am going to commit toaster bath.
Someone: send me surprised pikachu meme
Me (surprised pikachu meme)
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A spanish scentence that when translated to english, says "give me your little thing" it is also used as a way to get clickbait veiws by minecraft youtubers like RageElixer.
Omg! I just found dame tu cosita in minecraft! (SCARY) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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