Jess mckie

Someone who is cooler than Henley, Amy,Eleanor,Milly,Maude,Chacha,Ella and especially emily like she’s the best

Ur mum “have you heard about Jess Mckie?”
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone

the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree

Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"