Buster

This is the kind of guy that makes all the men around him instantly homosexual, it’s an odd trait, and no girls ever like him because when he’s around all the guys are busy humping Buster.

Guy 1 “Hey bro did you see that Buster’s in town?”

Guy 2 “Yeah man I totally wanna fuck him!”

Guy 1 “Wait but what about your girlfriend?”

Guy 2 “Who cares as long as my thirsty lips are covered in his hot juicy semen.”

Guy 1 “Same bro!”