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wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY November 12, 2005

838πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


bisque

A polite way of calling a loved one a bitch; A lesbian female dog.

Joey was acting like a son-of-a-bisque last night, at Daniel's party!

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY July 11, 2008

23πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


hung like a gorilla

A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.

Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY February 11, 2012

25πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


driving range

The location just below a nice young woman or nasty crackwhore's vagina. So named because as you repeatedly drive into said person with your purple headed warrior the testes or balls are smacked onto the area below the vagina or axe wound. As the balls are being driven onto this area of the body it is quite logical to call it the driving range.

I was fucking your mom last night and I can garuntee her driving range is sore becuase I have balls or brass.

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY February 25, 2005

15πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


tit licker

one who licks tit; most likly a chicks tit

i want you to be my tit licker

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY April 16, 2003

50πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY January 24, 2004

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


tout

1. someone who purchases tickets for an event then sells them on at a much larger price at the "entrance to the event" or on ebay.

2. someone who purchases any spare tickets you have for a fair price then event "at the entrance" then sells them on at a unfair price.

see also scalper

guy1 "there sold out ill just get it on ebay"
guy2 "from a tout are you mad just think you would probably have a ticket at the right price if it wasn't for that ass hole."

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY December 28, 2005

118πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž