mah

A bastardization of the word 'my' caused by children of this generation. Mah is used especially in conversations using AOL Instant Messenger (also known as AIM). Hooked on Phonics may have played a great role in this case.

In any case, this is used by children who think that they are cool by using these kinds of bastardizations in normal instant messaging conversations.

-I drove mah mah's car!
-You mean you drove your mother's transportation device?

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nickel

A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness.

They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.

Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.

Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.

Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.

Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.

Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)

Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)

Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.

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dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

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I am teh win

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

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meat and potatoes

cock and balls, twig and giggle berries, yak and 2 lemmings, u know them all. the penis and testicles

i have my meat and potatoes in my pants, it hurts when i tuck them between my legs to perform the hung cat

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The Fed-sale of 99

In 1999 3 black males killed a feaderal officer and sold it on e-bay for 44.00 and it had 74 bids.

Niggas remember 99 when them 3 niggas killed a fed got 9 to life -lil b

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Eurovagina

A term for a vagina that prefers sex with European males and has had a sexual sampling of the EU.
The vagina also aspires to experience more European nationalities.

That bitch has a eurovagina. She loves to sleep with men from European countries and is always trying to sleep with men from all over Europe!

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