Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

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fking

see fk

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ice ream

to use an icicle as a dildo

i was ice reaming your mom last night but the ice melted in her ass and i had to drink the water out

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niggeretta

a African American woman

Get that niggeretta out of here!!!!

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free-basing

the act of smoking a drug that is not in its sault form. (cocaine, meth, dmt). snortable cocaine is in its salt form which means it is linked with HCl. When you freebase it, you neutralize the HCl leaving you with pure cocaine. HCl is said to be the base so you "free" it from the "base"

I freebased some dmt the other day and broke into tryptamine hyperspace.

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because

Because a reply to parents when you would rather not tell them the truth. or because you don't want them to know. also 'cause

"why wouldn't you tell me that"
"because" inner thought: ur nosy and ur going to use it against 'them'

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Shinanigans

The resturant that Farva goes to in the movie Super Troopers

Captian: "I'll pistol Wip the next guy who says Shinanigans"
Mac: "Hey Farva, whats that resterant you always goto, you know the one with all the shit on the walls."
Farva: "what Shinanigans?, is it Shinanigans guys?"

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