Vietnam

A country that LOST in a war against the United States. Not only was the war won by the United States, but it was a blowout. Until Vietnam, our military was never so successful. With G. Warren Nutter (my grandpa, assistant secretary of defense) running the war, we won decisevily. We estimated bodycounts in which we overwhelmingly won. Media said that it was wrong, that they lost less. Turns out we won by even more than we thought. The Vietcong was wiped out by the time we left Vietnam, and the North Vietnamese army was pushed back and annihilated. (see victory to understand how the war went for the United States)

Hippie- whoa dude, im really high! i think were loosing the war!
Intelligent person- look, we killed far more of them, sent them back and completed our goal.
General public- dude, he's right, we're loosing!
Politicians- If we dont pull out, we wont be reellected!!!
Nutter- Yes, but it would be better for the world to keep fighting. We are extremely victorious and could cripple communism in Asia. The public is wrong and we could still help the world before next election
Politicians- No! i dun care!! we leave!!!

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Jabroni

universal word. use it netime or newhere
sometimes an insult, sometimes a compliment, u just never can tell, depends on how u use it in a sentance

Jibbs: damnit mike, wut the hell where u thinkin, ur such a jabroni!
Mike: im sorry jibbs, ur a jabroni, u own me

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demented

Result of sever head trauma, hence, retarded.

-That damn son-a-bitch gowt hit wit dis here club 'n' now he aint say nuthin no more.
-That demented moron looks at walls more than tits

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rager

A party where super-heroes and super-villans get wasted together, so they can be friends one day out of the ear

"what's up Magneto. So glad you came to the super 'rager', is this the line for the bathroom? Do you want to match bowls later?"

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godfuck

a new version of the old "goddam it" or
"jesus christ" usually a term of anger or frustration.

godfuck, i left my paper at home.

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ass

something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.

-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad

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Nazi Theory of Internet

The theory that, no matter on what forum, if something mildly controversial comes up, Nazis will eventually be brought up as a counterpoint, and discussed.

"The court ruled that the 4th-grader passing out Jesus fliers was ok."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."

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