spoon

1. A utensil that you use to eat food with.
2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with.
3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.

I poke badgers with spoons!

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square

a cigarette

Does any of y'all got a spare square?

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kid

1. Kid, a term used to call someone you do not know. Best used when you are the superior with a higher status. Usually you look down on them when you call them kid.
2. If used for fun, after it becomes a habbit it is a good way to get peoples attention.
3. a coma, period, etc always comes after the usage of the word kid.

Yo kid, did you do last night's Phys Sci?
LoL, why did you keep calling people kid?
Because thats what you are, kid. Now show me your Phys Sci Homework.

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Balls To You

The best greeting ever. Once said by Liza Minnelli, and reviewed by Ray William Johnson, has become the most formal greeting ever.

Bob: Hey Bill, balls to you!
Bill: Thanks Bob, balls to you as well. *Tips his hat*

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swaziland

funniest named country on earth, personal favorite

the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself

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F.a.S.b

Fetal Attack Squad Bitches
Name given to the female members of the F.a.S

jenna jo, kelci jo, sami jo, acst...j, rika suave, zena, heyn

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coocoo

1. A clock
2. A very annoying bird
3. Someone that has heard too many coocoos in his life aka "cooc"

1. That fucking coocoo clock is getting on my nerves!

2. That Fucking coocoo bird is pissing me off!!

3. AAAHHH ooblykaaa!!! I CANT STAND IT!!!!! AAAHHHH OOOHHH EEEE AAAHHH.
-- whoa, that guys a cooc

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