I am teh win

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

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meat and potatoes

cock and balls, twig and giggle berries, yak and 2 lemmings, u know them all. the penis and testicles

i have my meat and potatoes in my pants, it hurts when i tuck them between my legs to perform the hung cat

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The Fed-sale of 99

In 1999 3 black males killed a feaderal officer and sold it on e-bay for 44.00 and it had 74 bids.

Niggas remember 99 when them 3 niggas killed a fed got 9 to life -lil b

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Eurovagina

A term for a vagina that prefers sex with European males and has had a sexual sampling of the EU.
The vagina also aspires to experience more European nationalities.

That bitch has a eurovagina. She loves to sleep with men from European countries and is always trying to sleep with men from all over Europe!

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ARGHOR

A word of frustration. Its not really good word to scream out loud, it just sounds kinda funny, but its a very good word to hear in your head, or to use in instant messaging to display frustration. It is similar to "ugh," but it is a bit angrier, its kinda like a good way to say "fuck!" when something really annoying just happened.

ARGHOR!!!
my fucking internet is broken!!!!

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behemoth

a beastly animal which is abnormally large.

look at that girl shes a behemoth

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> *

Used to signify that something is THE BEST and nothing could ever top it.

The ">" symbol means "greater than", while the "*" symbol is a wildcard which basically means it can be replaced with anything.

Person A: Man, Angelina Jolie is the hottest!
Person B: You've got it all wrong dude, Jennifer Connelly > *

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