Shinto

An ancient Japanese religion involving worship of the spirits of nature. Main god being the sun goddess Amaterasu, as well as the moon goddess Tsuki-yomi.

Legend says that Amaterasu blessed the first emperor of Japan with a ruby. (I think o.O)

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grove party

Party in aggrarian areas where the kids have no where else to party other than orange groves and the like

you going to the grove party tonight

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nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.

1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)

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Love

"Love" can have several meanings.

1) An extremely strong romantic feeling for a human being, a dolphin, or a small woodland animal. It if often said to be "unexplainable," but those who are lonely and have nothign better to do with their time will tell you otherwise.
2) An expression derived from romantic love, that doesn't actually have anything to do with romance or fucking someone's brains out.
3) A term in tennis.
4) The act of sexual intercourse, fuckily duckily doo.
5) To quickly remove your clothes.
6) To actually dislike, hate, or loathe something, and lie.

1) Large Creepy Man: I think I love you, Flipper.

2) Dumbass: LOL I LOVE PIE

3)
Tenniser 1: What's the score?
Tenniser 2: Thirty, Love.

4)
Gossip'r1: Like, OMG what did you and Chad do last night?
Gossip'r2: We made love like a pile of mad weasles.

5) Young Johnny got arrested for Loving. It's a sad world, isn't it?

6) I love George W. Bush.

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skivvies

Slang for underwear, generally mens trunks or briefs, but can also be applied to singlets or undershirts. Can also be applied to swimwear or other skimpy items of clothing.

Not to be confused with skivvy, a long-sleeved, tight-fitting shirt.

Seeing Joe in his skivvies is definitely an inspiration to spend more time at the beach.

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Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

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love nugget

The small mosrel of poo eaten during a rim-job. Usually pops out when reciever of rim-job orgasms

Tim was Giving Kraig a rim-job, and as Kraig screamed in ectasy Tim ate his love nugget.

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