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Lil Skies

The best man who has ever lived. Kimetrius Foose was born on August 4th, 1998 in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. His father, Dark Skies, was a rapper and that is how he got his rapping name, "Lil Skies". You may think he he's just one of those rappers who has tattoos all over him and uses autotune and only raps about sex, drugs, money, and bitches, but he's more than that. His first album "Life of a Dark Rose" was the best. He is a great person with great style and his girlfriend is beautiful and his son is adorable. He deserves more fame and credit than the amount of fame and credit that is given to him.

Have you heard Lil Skies' first album?

Yeah! It's fucking dope!

by UrMom'sHouse February 2, 2021


Indie Kids

The worst fucking people you will ever meet. They die streaks of pink or blond in the front of their hair and wear heavy eyeliner that makes them look more emo than indie. Indies shop at thrift stores and wear Dr. Martens, Converse, chunky shoes, bandanas, bucket hats, Jordan 1s, Air force 1s, baggy jeans (which aren't really baggy on them), homemade bead jewelry, mini purses, rings, and big jewelry. They decorate their rooms with fake ivy leaves, LED lights, Hello Kitty, records, collages of pictures on their walls, dreamcatchers, butterflies hanging from the ceiling, graphic prints, animal prints, crystals, incenses, succulents, hanging plants, Turkish Nazars, and there is cow print EVERYWHERE. They drink Yerba Mates and Boba and Monster drinks. And then they use the monster cans as plant pots. Indies listen to Indie music and pretend to like Tyler, The Creator. They ruin 90s music and aren't even fans of the person they are listening to. All of their photos on Social Media are highly saturated and it blinds your eyes and they use fish eyes lenses on their pictures and videos. Indies have skateboards and pretend to be skaters when really, they suck at it. They like to go on picnics and explore abandoned places. They ruin these all of these special things. I have no hate against REAL Indie kids, but the fake, wanna-be ones who do these things need to get a life.

Me: Are you an Indie Kid?

Indie Kids: Yes. Do you want to have a picnic, drink Yerba Mates, and skate with me and my friends?

Me: Here we go again...รฐยŸย™ย„

by UrMom'sHouse February 11, 2021

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Olivia Rodrigo

She is a very talented singer. But she is soooooo overrated and overhyped. She's famous because her song went viral where she whines about a guy she's never even been with and then probably decided after, "I went viral so now I'm gonna make a shit album." She's a former Disney kid the industry planted to be a million times worse version than Taylor Swift. She who didn't have to do shit to build her career. She's pathetic and her fans are as well. They're just pathetic white girls who blame men they've never even been with for their "failed" relationships.

Olivia Rodrigo is fucking pathetic.

by UrMom'sHouse September 15, 2023

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Jack Harlow

All around great artist. Super underrated. Gets unnecessary hate for a buncha bullshit. BUT:

Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...

Person: Have you listened to "Drive Safe" by Jack Harlow? I love!
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.

by UrMom'sHouse December 10, 2024


Nicki Minaj

shes a grown woman who throws temper tantrums when she doesnt get her way
accuses & blames other people of doing things that she does
mega hypocrite
When Cardi B came she just couldnt handle sharing the stage w other female rappers or have them even possibly b better than her & bullies them when they donรขย€ย™t bow down 2 her & kiss her ass
All these female rappers work together & get along with each other cept for her
skeptical of the vax & still defends sex offenders
Doesnรขย€ย™t even write her own lyrics & insists that she does when there is clear evidence from collaborators & song credits that she doesnt
Only cares about numbers & only does songs w popular artists just 2 get clout & stay relevant like collabs w Ice Spice
Declined to be on Lattos song because it wasnt big yet
Calls herself generous & acts all innocent and pure but really is a corrupt, selfish dictator who scares people into doing what she wants & uses propaganda to spread rumors, lies, & misinformation
A real queen treats her subjects and others well & takes care of her kingdom
her fans are the most insane people in the world
isnt the queen of rap & cant give herself an honorary title until sheรขย€ย™s made a more serious impact
The people decide & obviously her extremely high opinion of herself is biased
you cant just give yourself a name like that, you earn it
fame has changed her
Over the years my respect for her has consistently declined bc of her actions
Im probably gonna get harassed 4 this but idc

Nicki Minaj is insane.

by UrMom'sHouse July 27, 2023


Poser Skater

If you are a Poser Skater, you probably do all of the following:

- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.

- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.

- Try to look and be cool.

- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.

If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:

A. Get a Life.

or

B. Go fuck yourself.

Did you see _____ today? He is so hot! Maybe he'll teach me how to skate...

Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.

by UrMom'sHouse February 11, 2021

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Taylor Swift

She's talented and iconic. However, she is overrated and overhyped. She is also a bitch and acts entitled.

Taylor Swift is so overrated.

by UrMom'sHouse September 15, 2023

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