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The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.
No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.
A brief gust of vile, stench ridden exhale from a problem drunk, causing immediate consideration of severing all ties, especially if subject responsible is close family/significant other.
Bob walked past me this morning, after another of his happy-hour-turned-all-nighters, and I got hit with a horrible vomit whiff.. I told him I needed time apart, permanently, through the bathroom door. I think he was puking again tho, so I just left.
Derived from surgical procedure âorchiectomyâ or removal of testicles, this is a name given to a male who puts an undeserving woman well above status so she may proceed to stomp over his dignity and self-worth. Synonym: Simp.
My fucking car broke down again on the way back home from Derekâs last night. Fuck no I didnât ask Derek! Edward came and picked me up and then paid to have my car towed. Yeah He knows about Derek, he doesnât careâ¦he says he hopes we can still go on a first date someday if things donât work outâ¦itâs awesome! heâs such an Orkie!