Homeschooler

There are the homeschoolers who are infatuated with only their school, grades, scholarships, and graduates. They are the ones who become the greatest of doctors, masterful scientists, and ingenious inventors, who eventually kill themselves once they realize what they have done with their lives and how they had wasted their youth years away, and how, in the end, it was most definitely not worth it.

There are the homeschoolers who sadly just don't know how to socialize. They range from pretty awkward to 'okay, this person is freakin weird' to fuckin retarded. They are the ones who voluntarily subject themselves to the notion of homeschooling and are cast out by every social group imaginable. And are way too stupid to form their unsociable and pathetic group themselves. And as they are way too stupid to end their miserable lives, they end up living in misery forever.

There are the ones who's depression has excelled so far they don't even have the will to fight their enforcement of being homeschooled. Instead they become desperately behind on school, give up on it entirely, and spend their meager lives absorbed in the media. Social networks, TV shows, movie characters, and books become their best friends, and help them to forget about their depressing problems. And they are too absorbed in their fantasy lives to kill themselves.

~ sincerely by

the only amazing homeschooler alive

News reporter: Ground Breaking News.The population of homeschoolers has begun to diminish around the world. Now, is this because people are finally smart enough not to commit the crime of homeschooling or because the homeschoolers have all begun killing themselves at a faster rate?

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