PDA police

Parents, prude friends, or otherwise obnoxious individuals who get in the way of your public booty-call action.

(Boyfriend: puts hand up back of shirt to remove bra)
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)

PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"

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