Emergency beer

In the aftermath of a party, or other social event, the remnants of all of the opened beers (all different kinds) that were left lying around are poured into a gallon jug in case of a beer emergency.

Don't forget to add to the emergency beer before getting rid of those containers.

Bed Lunch

Eating cereal exactly 3 hours after Dinner.

In some places it is thought of as a cousin of the more popular "brunch"

Anybody want bed lunch? I'm headed to the kitchen.

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Anirudh

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