gay london

When standing underneath a vent hole in the ceiling on the lower-deck of a London double-decker bus, someone on the upper-deck takes/drops a poop through the hole.

I was riding on a double-decker bus to London, but forgot about the vent hole above me, and then some bastard dropped a big Gay London with nuts and corn on me.

Ham Monster

What happens to a woman's vagina after having one or more children, messing up her snatch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.

"After our fourth child, my wife's pussy turned into a ham monster."
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"

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Rainbow Poop

When one takes a large shit that tears their anus and then pees resulting in a rainbow of shit, blood, and piss.

"After the Wisconsin Cheese Festival I could not poop for almost 2 weeks... But when I did, I had a major Rainbow Poop blowout!"

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