the gonzo

When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features

Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!

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kiara

Worlds Finest Chocolate, Caramel Goddess, Dipset Princess, light skinned beautiful person

Kiara, Jennifer Lopez, Mya, Mariah Carey

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JFK

An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.

Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses

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choad

A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!

Mr. Flood is a choad

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Da Jesus Book

it the holy bible.The sacred book.

Many people across the world read Da Jesus book.

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ass man

License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.

Cosmo Kramer, the "ass man"

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jewton

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

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